Rise of the Runelords
Das is the hot-headed owner of Red Dog Smithy. He is a heavily musceled, bald-headed man who has little patience for customers and even less for anyone else.
Sandpoint suffers his foul-mouthed attitude and frequent drunken midnight rants because he really does know his job.
The local children have recently been circulating a somewhat cruel rhyme about Das that they’ve taken to chanting in hopsquares, a rhyme sure to come to an end once the smith hears it.
“Here comes crazy man Das Korvut,
Mad as a cut snake in a wagon rut.
See how his chops go bouncity-bounce?
How many people has he trounced?
One! Two! Three! Four…”